In the future we'll all be gay
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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