I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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