Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I have fence marks all over my body
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