So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Green mimosas i think yes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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