Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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