So drunk, too bad you don't want this
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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