The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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