so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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