I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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