6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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