38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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