I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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