One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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