You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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