She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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