I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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