I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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