your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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