i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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