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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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