White coat. Heels.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
