also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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