The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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