the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno