Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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