I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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