i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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