I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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