So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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