I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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