i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
