I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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