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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sorry my hands just texted you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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