butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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