How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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