im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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