doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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