It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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