She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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