found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
someone owes me an orgasm
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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