They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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