He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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