What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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