Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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