I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I think people are normalizing furries
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
