what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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