That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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