She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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