So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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