real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
third nipple confirmed
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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