Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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