doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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