This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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