Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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