Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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