The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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